THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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