i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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