you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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