btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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