So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
