Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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