I didn't shave. On purpose
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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