I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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