Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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