Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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