your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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