Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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