i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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