k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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