come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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