What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need to calm my uterus...
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