y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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