As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
this hospital has no fireball
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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