yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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