my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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