you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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