sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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