So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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