I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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