I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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