It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
vagina is talking i cant
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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