i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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