Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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