Me too!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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