Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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