come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We talked him into tasing himself.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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