do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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