She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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