No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i think my cat just said my name.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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