you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
