Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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