whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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