I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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