My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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