I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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