You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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