i don't plan on having that self control this summer
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Ladies don't puke and tell
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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