I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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