Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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