THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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