we're chasing vodka with high fives
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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