we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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