He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Two words: blizzard sex
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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