Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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