But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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