Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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