why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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